Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Barbie Recall: The 10 Most Absurd Lyrics From Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday


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Jump for joy! Pink Friday is finally here! The album is a poppy mishmash of girly music that sounds like it’s sponsored by Bratz. However, we won’t knock Nicki’s hustle as she works to become a household name.

What we will, knock, though, is some of her choices when it comes to lyrical content. Good Lord, Pink Friday is littered with enough horrible punchlines to make the writers of Two And A Half Men jealous. Here are 10 lines that hit us while we were forcing ourselves to listen listening, innocently nodding along and made us suddenly turn our heads and ask, “What that chick just say?”…and we don’t mean that in a good way.


Track: “I’m The Best”
Line: “Even when my dad was on crack i was crack/ now the whole album crack.”

Track: “Roman’s Revenge”
Line: “Hang it up, flatscreen/ …plasma…hey Nicki, hey Nicki…asthma.”

Track: “Roman’s Revenge”
Line: “…and I’ll kick that hoe, punt/Force trauma, blunt…”

Track: “Did It On ‘Em”
Line: “Shitted on em…put ya #2s in the air if you did it on em…”

Track: “Did It On ‘Em”
Line: She ain’t a Nicki fan that bitch is def dumb/ you ain’t my son you my muthafuckin stepson”

Track: “Did It On ‘Em”
Line: “If you could turn back time…Cher/ you used to be here now you gone…Nair”

Track: “Moment 4 Life”
Line: “Clap for the heavyweight champ…me/ but I couldn’t do it all alone…we”

Track: “Blazin” (Feat. Kanye West)
Line: “Where All my dogs at…Randy/ Get off my dick, bitch…Andy/…Go against me nowwwwwwww, I dare you…Bambi”

Track: “Your Love”
Line: And I think I love him like Eminem call us Shady/ When he call me mama, lil mama, I call him baby

Track: “Last Chance”
Line: “Flow is nasty, coffee/Don’t treat me like the Pope, cross me.”

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